BAD BOYS

  The list of bad boys in the news goes from sports with Michael Phelps and A-Ron at the top of the list, to entertainment where Chris Brown is taking the lead.

Now A-Ron is the oldest and he simply admitted what most folks have said for years: he sued steroids.  The joked on the Tom Joyner show was to call him A-Roid.  He didn’t mention the affair with Madonna, which broke up both their marriages. But the real question is with his confession can Barry Bonds be far behind?  Bonds has an old sample that was positive, so look for him and his attorneys to perform some aerobic linguistics, trying to talk their way out of this.

Chris Brown surrended on Sunday for suspicion of making a criminal threat.  It seems that he and his girlfriend Rihana had a spat, which the rumor has it was about an STD.  Now we generally teach our sons to never hit a girl, but this is an incurable disease.  The gossip shows for entertainment claim she isn’t pressing charges, but the DA in L.A. wants more info.  Too bad about the whole situation.  Two nice kids just starting out and they want to fight like David Ruffin and Tammy Terrell. That’s old school. If you don’t know about it; look it up.

Now last but not least, is Michael Phelps. Someone took a picture of him at a party smoking pot. True, it was afte the Olympics and true he was just hanging out. But didn’t he learn from Michael Vick to beware of the company you keep.  Phelps was probably hanging out with his friends just like Vick.  He may have somked that pipe on a dare. But now he’s paying with Kellog canceling his contract and others sure to follow.  Still, he probably won’t end up in federal prinson like Michael Vick, so he should count his blessings and learn his lesson.